Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Programmer Who Gives a Shit

Re:Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Progra... by edw519 on Wednesday December 01, 2010 @09:01PM (#1960682)

This was actually a personally test disguised as a blog post. See how you scored:

If you didn't understand it: You're not a hacker and never will be; go get your MBA.

If it upset you: You are a hacker without a sense of humor. You belong in a room without other people. Fed Ex will deliver your circuit boards tomorrow.

If you laughed once: You are an aspiring junior programmer. Keep on working hard and best wishes to you.

If you laughed more than once: You are a seasoned hacker. Nice to see you here.

If you sprayed Mountain Dew on your keyboard: You have that rare combination of understanding both bits and people. You must do great work.

If you are cutting and pasting these gems for your bulletin board: You and I must be kindred spirits. Email me. Let's do a start-up together.

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Re:Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Progra... by Alternatively on Wednesday December 01, 2010 @09:33PM (#1960765)

If you write a post attempting to categorize everyone's sociability and competence based on how close their reactions are to yours: You are edw519

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