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Re:Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Progra... by yters on Wednesday December 01, 2010 @07:16PM (#1960365)
Or the Onion. Not as much of a compliment...
Re:Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Progra... by snth on Thursday December 02, 2010 @12:11AM (#1961098)
I agree that this seems to be exactly in the style of an Onion article; however, I think The Onion has put out some hilarious stuff. For example:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/fuck-everything-were-doing-...