Your made up horse name made me just think of (which may already exist outside my awareness) a corollary to Poe's Law.

"That without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of race horse names so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere and accurate name of a horse."

We could call it the "Derby Law".

I actually searched for "Fancy Dancy Magic Prancy" because I thought that might be an actual horse. I found out it's a reference to PBF, but nonetheless it /could/ have been a real horse.

It's not the investor that decides to give money to the $10 bills seller. It's a third party.

Now, I don't know what kind of punishment the GP wanted to see. If the question is why doesn't all the money run away from the VP's fund, I wonder about that too.

Don't you have to be an accredited investor to invest in venture capital and angel investments?