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Re:Garfield phones beach mystery finally solved by mcguire on Thursday March 28, 2019 @11:44AM (#19513306)
It's reportedly in a cave accessible only at low tide. (I only have modest swift-water experience, but that's terrifying.) Of the three options you list, the only possibility would be a boat, and it's probable that the space is too restricted to get a large enough boat and equipment to move a shipping container in. And, it's a cave, so going in from the land side would probably require mining and still be dangerous.

If you just want to prevent Garfield pollution, it would seem like the best option would be to use explosives to close the cave and pretend it never happened.

Re:Garfield phones beach mystery finally solved by dmix on Thursday March 28, 2019 @12:04PM (#19513534)
It's more than the tide. They showed in the video that the container is deeply embedded into the rock and mud. It's not just a matter of walking into it and picking up the phones. Most of it is buried.
Re:Garfield phones beach mystery finally solved by SmellyGeekBoy on Thursday March 28, 2019 @12:10PM (#19513581)
You seem to be one of the few people here who actually read the story to the end.