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Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by loa-in-backup on Thursday March 28, 2019 @09:29AM (#19511955)
Then there are monk programmers:

http://www.mit.edu/~xela/tao.html

"The Silent Void

Thus spake the Master Programmer:

When you have learned to snatch the error code from the trap frame, it will be time for you to leave."

Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by neferbast on Thursday March 28, 2019 @11:08AM (#19512903)
That's definitely one of the funniest things I've the chance to read recently.
Re:Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal (1982) by dmos62 on Thursday March 28, 2019 @11:02AM (#19512839)
"After three days without programming, life becomes meaningless."