If Google can't be bothered to give a fuck, can't this be mittigated by splitting the responsibilities?

Have a company that takes care of building, uploading and distributing apps from developers to the app store, and fixing all the distribution issues (via Google/Apple contacts in cofee shops in SV, that could push for resolution of issues internally).

And developers would work with this comapny, and would not need to care about Google/Apple at all.

Why do we need to see all these "Google did this to us" articles on HN? This should be a solvable problem, via some intermediary that would have more options/human contacts/power wrt Google, than a single developers.