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Re:Apple announces Apple Card credit card by disillusioned on Monday March 25, 2019 @05:02PM (#19486708)
Stripe de-platformed us because their payment processor (Wells fucking Fargo, paragons of virtue) didn't like what we were selling, which was fantasy adult toys. They tried micromanaging the complaint, asking if we could remove "flesh colored" options, but we weren't going to get dragged down into that. Ridickulous.
Re:Apple announces Apple Card credit card by Freak_NL on Tuesday March 26, 2019 @04:22AM (#19490045)
Imagine the guidelines they must be following. Somewhere there must be a rule written down that was once debated by a committee of pious folk that literally states that flesh-coloured¹ sex toys are not okay (but purple is fine).

1: So that's what? Anything from deep charcoal black to a subtle off-white?

Re:Apple announces Apple Card credit card by hippich on Monday March 25, 2019 @10:33PM (#19488819)
What y'all ended up using to accept payments?
Re:Apple announces Apple Card credit card by throw03172019 on Tuesday March 26, 2019 @12:22AM (#19489278)
I can only imagine how awkward it was for the Stripe employee to ask this.
Re:Apple announces Apple Card credit card by ralusek on Monday March 25, 2019 @10:22PM (#19488769)
That's beyond insane.