Huh, that's funny. I legitimately would prefer the "wrong" way. Does that make me dysfunctional in some way?

Enough people on this thread disagree with you that I think it's safe to say that there is no "right" method, just one that most (but not all) prefer. What's wrong with actually giving people a choice?

"Would you like critical medical news delivered to you

[x] Through teleconference (faster) [ ] In-person (depends on doctor's availability)"