No Thank You, Mr. Pecker

Re:No Thank You, Mr. Pecker by dangban on Thursday February 07, 2019 @07:51PM (#19110249)

Jeff Bezos, if you're reading this:

Do a Playgirl spread, for charity. Spreadeagle.

Defang them.

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Edit:

defang them (pun intended... get it? "fang") by doing Playgirl now, and publishing those sext images alongside. And do it for some great charity.

Everybody will have a huge laugh over it, Jeff will be a hero, and National Enquirer will have nothing to publish.

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Re:No Thank You, Mr. Pecker by ShriekBob on Thursday February 07, 2019 @08:57PM (#19110722)

I agree.

Once you've torn them limb from limb, once Pecker is rotting in a jail sell and the only thing the National Enquirer is useful for is recycling them into cup holders; then you walk into Playgirl and do a photo shoot of these exact photos just to make sure they all know it was never about the pictures.

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