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A comment on Out-Of-Office Messages Are a Security Risk.
A "well, i was out of office. jamaica is amazing... have you been"
Q "No, uhm, so the thing is that we are going to lose 5 bajillion dollars if this is not done by 2 pm"
A "jerk chicken. its just like my mind opened up to a whole new way of seeing the world.... "
Q "Right so.. .. will we be able to have that paper by noon maybe? Then I can get it signed and we can rush it back to the.."
A "no, sorry, it takes 3 days to send it through Central, then West has to backsearch the kumquats, its not something i really have control over"
Q ".... was your out of office not working? i couldnt see it.. i mean i thought you were there..."
A "no, thats a security risk. i wouldnt want us to lose money due to some scammer"
Q "what.. is that some new IT policy? i dont remember seeing that..."
A "no, no, i read about it on this site for experts in computer stuff, its called Hacker News, you should check it out"
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A "well, i was out of office. jamaica is amazing... have you been"
Q "No, uhm, so the thing is that we are going to lose 5 bajillion dollars if this is not done by 2 pm"
A "jerk chicken. its just like my mind opened up to a whole new way of seeing the world.... "
Q "Right so.. .. will we be able to have that paper by noon maybe? Then I can get it signed and we can rush it back to the.."
A "no, sorry, it takes 3 days to send it through Central, then West has to backsearch the kumquats, its not something i really have control over"
Q ".... was your out of office not working? i couldnt see it.. i mean i thought you were there..."
A "no, thats a security risk. i wouldnt want us to lose money due to some scammer"
Q "what.. is that some new IT policy? i dont remember seeing that..."
A "no, no, i read about it on this site for experts in computer stuff, its called Hacker News, you should check it out"