"I just want my phone to make calls and send plain text messages reliably. Don't want videos and gifs and camera in it."
"I just want a smartphone to make calls, send sms, basic whatsapp and take average pictures. Don't want it to become a DSLR".
"I want my phone to just work reliably. I actually don't want it to be a full-fledged computer. "
Interesting you say that, because your phone is already much (, much) more powerful than the full-fledged computers from just a few years back. The only reason you don't want it to be like 'traditional' full fledged computers because it doesn't work great that way right now. Once it does, you'll not want your phone to become something else.
For instance a lot of friends using Android phones are shocked about iOS lack of a global filesystem.
But to me, this absence is a feature, not a bug. Having every app sandboxed at the OS level is a great thing to limit what can go wrong. I explicitely don't want a global filesystem on iOS.
To be clear, I would hate a full computer without a global filesystem. But I'm really fine with a phone not having one.
(By the way Apple did take tiny steps towards a public filesystem on iOS and I'm not super happy about that)
But I want my phone to just work reliably. I actually don't want it to be a full-fledged computer.