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Re:Ending our Medium integration by DonHopkins on Wednesday January 30, 2019 @12:03PM (#19036883)
You used to be able to discretely order high quality low cost ink writing implements from a piece of land surrounded by water at "PenIsland".

Edit: I'm glad to see they're still up and working hard to service customers at: http://www.penisland.net (totally safe for work, trust me)

Re:Ending our Medium integration by dabockster on Wednesday January 30, 2019 @03:25PM (#19039053)
Q: Can I provide my own wood?

A: In most cases we can handle your wood.

Re:Ending our Medium integration by techdragon on Wednesday January 30, 2019 @11:01PM (#19042226)
That’s either impressive levels of deadpan, utter inability to notice the double entendre, or and impressive job of “leaning into the joke”.
Re:Ending our Medium integration by astura on Wednesday January 30, 2019 @11:41PM (#19042393)
The whole site's a joke, it doesn't actually sell pens.
Re:Ending our Medium integration by mirimir on Thursday January 31, 2019 @04:55AM (#19043683)
If it's "clean [and] free of parasites".