And I wish we could just use it for services! But alas, it comes with a free mandatory proctology exam, by a guy with really big hands, called "pid 1".

What's also kind of funny to me is, it wasn't designed for cloud-based services. We now have to invent whole new systems that look a lot like systemd just to manage distributed decentralized services that run on Linux systems.

Systemd would have been great for everybody if it had been developed by people with different priorities.