The way things are going, pretty soon, pretty much everything Alexa and similar services pick up will be stream-replicated, keyword-indexed, hashtagged and AI-contextualized for the benefit of the hard-working folks at your friendly neighborhood police station. Kicking back in their swirly chairs, with nothing better to do with their time. For, you know, "public safety".

The sooner we resign ourselves to this fact, the better.