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Re:Glitter bomb tricks parcel thieves by stcredzero on Tuesday December 18, 2018 @03:20PM (#18710174)
Think of it this way: You have made a 100 to 200 pound large hairless ape angry at you. This creature has human intelligence, and no interest in your feelings or your safety. Rather, it wants to make you suffer. It's more capable than the most advanced robot, and may hold onto its grudge and plan revenge over the next several months or a year.

Who wants to sign up for that?

Re:Glitter bomb tricks parcel thieves by quotha on Tuesday December 18, 2018 @04:24PM (#18710705)
You do realize it was a glitter bomb right?
Re:Glitter bomb tricks parcel thieves by stcredzero on Tuesday December 18, 2018 @04:54PM (#18710942)
They might still get quite PO'd. Also, if it's someone who's stooping to stealing packages, they might not be of the most stable mindset.
Re:Glitter bomb tricks parcel thieves by poundtown on Tuesday December 18, 2018 @05:46PM (#18711323)
this was my first thought... especially if they saw it was a smart rich white guy who dissed them... you people live in a rainbow bubble.
Re:Glitter bomb tricks parcel thieves by stcredzero on Tuesday December 18, 2018 @05:54PM (#18711370)
The Morlocks and the Eloi.