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Re:The Onion Futures Act by pfletcherhill on Wednesday December 12, 2018 @07:44PM (#18668973)
>...why would you see a movie with a bunch of shorts on it?

If you were long, among other reasons.

Re:The Onion Futures Act by OscarCunningham on Wednesday December 12, 2018 @08:39PM (#18669256)
For sufficiently bad movies, you might get paid to watch them by the people betting on their success.