Re:Convert a Bird Scooter to a personal one with $32 kit
by AlexandrB on Tuesday December 04, 2018 @10:28PM
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Right, so when Bird funds some scooter racks and starts ensuring their scooter are stored there, cities will stop impounding them. In the meantime it's like if I left my bike in the middle of the sidewalk somewhere - if it doesn't get stolen, I can expect it to get cleaned up by some other means.
Edit: While writing another comment it occurred to me that these scooters are exactly like the shopping carts you see abandoned around stores. Either the stores collect them or the city does - but either way they're basically large bits of litter for anyone not in need of a shopping cart at the moment.
I'm sure Bird wouldn't appreciate this analogy, because it's deeply unsexy.
Edit: While writing another comment it occurred to me that these scooters are exactly like the shopping carts you see abandoned around stores. Either the stores collect them or the city does - but either way they're basically large bits of litter for anyone not in need of a shopping cart at the moment.
I'm sure Bird wouldn't appreciate this analogy, because it's deeply unsexy.