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Re:The Day US Customs Found A Bullet In My Pocket by potatolicious on Monday November 01, 2010 @05:37PM (#1858333)
As a non-American who works in the US and crosses the border often, there is more to this.

Sure, if you just came back from Afghanistan/Pakistan, are carrying sketchy items in your luggage, etc, I wouldn't be terribly surprised that you had to go chat with a friendly customs agent just to be sure you're not trying to blow anything up.

That's not what happened though - and despite the fact that this is purely a one-sided telling of the story, I've had sufficient dealings with CBP to suspect that it is most likely entirely true.

The author was harassed, verbally abused, and treated in an entirely unprofessional manner. The customs agent was out for blood/witches and gave up all semblance of professionalism and reason. This is extremely typical of my experiences with CBP.

The most hilarious thing is that most customs booths I've come across have had a big "we promise to treat you with professionalism and courtesy" poster from DHS emblazoned on it. I've never seen professionalism out of that organization - it's either complete and utter apathy, or (if they smell blood), complete and utter belligerence.

The fact of the matter is, CBP agents treat every single traveler as guilty before being proven innocent. Every slight deviation from the norm is treated as proof positive that you're a terrorist. Every denial and scrap of evidence you have is merely treated as a smokescreen from your true guilt. I swear, to work as a modern American border guard probably implies complete sociopathy - I'm not sure how it'd work otherwise.

CBP is an embarrassment to America. If all we ever saw of American was, well, the first people you meet at the border, I'd never want to visit. As a non-American I'm certainly not in a position to fix this, but for the Americans out there, please fix this. This is one of the many reasons why America enjoys such a dubious reputation abroad, and needs to be fixed. The author here is an American citizen - the treatment foreign nationals get is considerably more blood-boiling.

Re:The Day US Customs Found A Bullet In My Pocket by pbhjpbhj on Monday November 01, 2010 @08:00PM (#1858739)
>The author was harassed, verbally abused, and treated in an entirely unprofessional manner.

Isn't this just part of the weeding out process, they're trying to provoke a reaction to establish whether you're some sort of violent fundamentalist?

Presumably the psychologist looking from the other side of the one-way glass is assessing your body language and sub-conscious expressions to establish what you're doing there, if you're simply a naive tourist or someone who should be watched or retained.

Re:The Day US Customs Found A Bullet In My Pocket by wisty on Tuesday November 02, 2010 @12:15AM (#1859255)
I'd imagine that yelling at people causes unpredictable reactions. People lock up, cry, or yell back.

If you want to interrogate someone, get them to tell their story. Then ask them to tell it again, from a slightly different perspective. Then again. Look for inconsistencies - there should be a few (everyone gets a bit hazy on things), but not too many.

Re:The Day US Customs Found A Bullet In My Pocket by jemfinch on Monday November 01, 2010 @08:48PM (#1858860)
I'm not a terrorist at all, but if someone's yelling in my face, you'll be damned sure they'll get a rise out of me, if not a legal case soon afterward.

What in the world do you think a psychologist can tell from a person's response to getting yelled at unreasonably?

Re:The Day US Customs Found A Bullet In My Pocket by igrekel on Monday November 01, 2010 @09:30PM (#1858936)
I think the wandering naive tourist is more likely to get upset or be overly watchful than the violent fundamentalist who has been trained for that moment.
Re:The Day US Customs Found A Bullet In My Pocket by Vivtek on Tuesday November 02, 2010 @01:37AM (#1859405)
Potatolicious, believe me, if I had the power to fix this, I'd do it. But as an American whose blood pressure regularly rises when re-entering my native country, only to be questioned for my loyalty by the lowest common denominator, I have absolutely no say in this matter.

For what it's worth, CBP has always been cock-ups. I returned from Japan in 1988 once and that guy was a cast-iron jerk. I swear they consider every American who travels to be a traitor.

To be honest, though? Since Homeland Security, CBP has actually gotten more professional. I know it's hard to believe, but in my experience, it's true. (Of course, I'm older now and presumably less scary for Customs now that I have kids, so perhaps a single data point is insufficient.)