Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth

Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by mxuribe on Thursday November 29, 2018 @10:48AM (#18561007)

Clearly, the wave is from movement and noise generated by a large (multi-mile long) subterranean hard drive or processor or machine spinning to life after having been given the "wake on LAN" (or some other SSH/RDP-like) signal from Oumuamua [1] - who just got into wifi range earlier this year. The signal is just too clean for it to be natural; it must be artificially generated. So, its either aliens returning, or some Earthly code recently got deployed for Earth 2.0. (Oh, did you think we were living in Earth 1.0...Hmmm, interesting. Do you also think that's air that you're breathing?) ;-)

[1] = https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CA%BBOumuamua

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by Alex_Fragd on Thursday November 29, 2018 @11:20AM (#18561314)

I have some requests I'd like to see in the next update:

1. nerf mosquitoes 2. are hemorrhoids even necessary? I think we can just trash that feature. 3. human ingestion is quite buggy. often times nutritional data gets routed incorrectly. plz fix

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by mxuribe on Thursday November 29, 2018 @12:14PM (#18561792)

During recent sprint retrospectives, product owner continues to battle for the need to include hemorrhoid features, hence the constant addition of user stories. Needless to state, none of us is a fan of this set of hemorrhoid features...but product owner is quite, er, um, powerful. But the nerf mosquitoes; yeah we can put that one in! For human ingestion, we'd need a little more details for a user story there. :-)

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by Alex_Fragd on Thursday November 29, 2018 @01:38PM (#18562579)

"For human ingestion, we'd need a little more details for a user story there. :-)"

well, I was attempting to route some potato data to my food decompounder for processing and it was mistakenly sent to the air intake vent. suffice to say this disruption of the norm caused a break in workflow.

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by mxuribe on Thursday November 29, 2018 @02:17PM (#18562986)

Thanks, this is clear now; and will be added as a user story for the next sprint.

By the way, i figure i should caution you that I've heard other users leveraging a temporary hack - while awaitjng this feature to be built/deployed - of routing potato (and other such) data via other intakes. In fact i think there was a SouthPark episode related to this hack; in that case using turkeys as the routed data.

This was fun, thanks! lol :-)

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by bfuller on Thursday November 29, 2018 @03:05PM (#18563449)

Thank you mother earth, do your thing, we love you!

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by pcdoodle on Thursday November 29, 2018 @01:28PM (#18562495)

This is why I come to the comments section here.

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by pmilla1606 on Thursday November 29, 2018 @11:07AM (#18561197)

I love this.

Douglas Adams also comes to mind.

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by mxuribe on Thursday November 29, 2018 @12:10PM (#18561756)

Exactly my motivation for my comments! :-)

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Re:Strange earthquake waves rippled around Earth by snowwrestler on Thursday November 29, 2018 @05:09PM (#18564588)

Mother Earth motherboard

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