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Re:A 69-year-old man asks to be declared 49, claiming age is... by coldtea on Thursday November 08, 2018 @07:27AM (#18405782)
Well, death is not that fluid though...
Re:A 69-year-old man asks to be declared 49, claiming age is... by Svexav on Thursday November 08, 2018 @07:42AM (#18405838)
I don’t think he is dead. A dead man would probably not care about his age.
Re:A 69-year-old man asks to be declared 49, claiming age is... by mlthoughts2018 on Thursday November 08, 2018 @07:43AM (#18405842)
He was dead previously but now he is transdead after petitioning to have his death certificate changed.
Re:A 69-year-old man asks to be declared 49, claiming age is... by deadbunny on Thursday November 08, 2018 @07:35AM (#18405815)
Pretty sure death happens to people of all ages.
Re:A 69-year-old man asks to be declared 49, claiming age is... by coldtea on Thursday November 08, 2018 @08:54AM (#18406215)
Statistically more to people around his age and greater.

Worldwide average life expectancy at birth is ~70 years.