One of my favorite Futurama jokes (spoken by the haunted robotic future-teller arcade machine):

Look, do you want false hope or not?

Hope is all some people can afford.

On the other hand, money is not the solution to all life's problems. What I would literally wish for my worst enemy: you win that Mega Millions drawing tonight.

Recommended listening from This American Life:

https://www.thisamericanlife.org/329/nice-work-if-you-can-ge...

He's talked with thousands of lottery winners, and the vast majority, he says, wish they'd never won.