Your whole rant assumes using jquery from a CDN. While common, it’s not the only way to use it.
Re:We Removed jQuery
by reaperducer on Saturday October 20, 2018 @04:23PM
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Yep. We are prohibited from using outside CDNs for security reasons.
(The article says: "[...] when you consider that we have over 5 million pageviews to the article content type in any given 30 days, it translates to roughly 150GB of bandwidth saved." But that is utter BS that wouldn't pass a sniff test with a 10-year old who understands a modicum of browser caching and network caching.)