"It's true that money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's much more comfortable crying in a Porsche than on a bicycle." - George Carlin

"Money can't buy happiness, but it will certainly get you a better class of memories." - Ronald Reagan

"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty." - Leo Rosten

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you a jetski. Have you ever seen anyone sad on a jetski?" - The Internet