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Re:How Do Insurance Companies Know My Health History? (2017) by TeMPOraL on Wednesday October 17, 2018 @07:09AM (#18237920)
I haven't heard the original joke in full, but the way you wrote it, it very much applies - umbrellas are somewhat useful when it's sunny too, so you get some benefit from lending one. Similarly, health insurance isn't useless, but it definitely tries to not be there when needed most.
Re:How Do Insurance Companies Know My Health History? (2017) by jaclaz on Wednesday October 17, 2018 @09:58AM (#18239026)
JFYI:

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/04/07/banker-umbrella/

I personally like the 1949 version:

>Definition of a banker: A man who loans you an umbrella when the sun is shining, asks for it back at the first sprinkle of rain, and doesn’t own the umbrella in the first place.

Re:How Do Insurance Companies Know My Health History? (2017) by microcolonel on Wednesday October 17, 2018 @08:23AM (#18238241)
Well, knowing you'll need to pay (and roughly how much) kinda defeats the purpose of insurance altogether.