And you get a warm, wet rock.
Statistics, probability theory and physics don't work like that. You can't arrive at the conclusion by stating a premise and wishful thinking.
Side note, I think you could make stronger points by not distracting with that kind of off-putting sarcasm.
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-new-physics-the...
Funny how we go from “we are the only ones here” to “lifs is everywhere” and Drake’s equation is a giant fudge:
https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/384:_The_Drake_Eq...
So atheists are sure that creationism is silly but then postulate Multiverse Theory + Anthropic Principle and Life is Inevitable?
Let’s ALL be humble and say that, at this point, we have absolutely no idea how life began, and these are all speculative and unproven theories.