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Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by msiggy on Thursday October 04, 2018 @05:55PM (#18144003)
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by jackconnor on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:03PM (#18144075)
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by norvig on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:25PM (#18144213)
I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by jackconnor on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:28PM (#18144250)
"Moistened bint", haha. This quote reminds me just how funny their wordplay and use of language was.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by 8bitsrule on Thursday October 04, 2018 @08:48PM (#18144848)
And here, all these years, I was hearing "moistened bink". Makes more sense now.

(Surely Python deserves some kind of Silly Award for widely distributing UK slang.)

Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by escherplex on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:35PM (#18144288)
...That depends on the time and the place.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by fao_ on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:41PM (#18144319)
> you paraphrased that from a quote in the urban dictionary (funny line)

No, it's a quote from Monty Python.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071853/quotes/qt0470593

Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by escherplex on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:52PM (#18144395)
Oh, that was the third DDG reference. Still a funny line.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by ljm on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:21PM (#18144193)
The story of King Arthur and the Sword in the Stone is lost on many in this thread.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by thaumasiotes on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:31PM (#18144263)
The sword in the stone really isn't the right story here; you want Arthur receiving Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by ryandrake on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:59PM (#18144430)
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering silmite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water...

(Couldn’t resist)

Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by gumby on Thursday October 04, 2018 @07:11PM (#18144476)
Honestly as I kid I thought that she would be clad in slime -- but I still would eagerly have grabbed the cutlery.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by qohen on Thursday October 04, 2018 @07:18PM (#18144497)
s/silmite/samite

Per Wikipedia[0]:

Samite was a luxurious and heavy silk fabric worn in the Middle Ages, of a twill-type weave, often including gold or silver thread.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samite

Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by xamlhacker on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:22PM (#18144200)
So is the Monty Python reference.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by jacobmoe on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:26PM (#18144225)
Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by theoh on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:29PM (#18144255)
Anonymous downvoting is the violence of HN (and it's probably a lot more antisocial than we admit). Politely pointing out errors is... well, it's something else. Probably at least OK. Sorry I don't have a Monty Python line for this comment.
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by kwhitefoot on Friday October 05, 2018 @02:55AM (#18146218)
> probably a lot more antisocial than we admit).

More like definitely. What function does downvoting really perform anyway? And what function is it supposed to perform? I see lots of perfectly reasonable comments going grey with no explanation at all.

Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by anon49124 on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:33PM (#18144276)
Yes, sigh. Cyberdisinhibitionism: accountability and boundaries are reduced, lack of impact seen for committing such repressive acts leads to it.

Next on front-page HN:

How sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes

Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by anon49124 on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:27PM (#18144237)
Help, help, I'm being repressed!
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by ljm on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:45PM (#18144351)
Touché :)
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by bdz on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:04PM (#18144082)
Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by Yetanfou on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:27PM (#18144230)
Now where did that quote come from again? Ah, yes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sprrQ1OLW6g

Re:Girl, 8, pulls a 1,500-year-old sword from a lake in Sweden by anon49124 on Thursday October 04, 2018 @06:25PM (#18144211)
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.