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Re:You can now run WebAssembly on Cloudflare Workers by jgrahamc on Monday October 01, 2018 @03:18PM (#18115897)
Correct. Not so much an in-joke. I was just surprised Zack thought implementing your own libc was amazing. But I'm an old fart C/assembly programmer so YMMV.
Re:You can now run WebAssembly on Cloudflare Workers by zackbloom on Monday October 01, 2018 @04:26PM (#18116525)
Having the top-comment doesn't lie, THE PEOPLE ARE WITH ME!

Also, is there a badge or sash I can get somewhere saying "Not a Real C Programmer"?

Re:You can now run WebAssembly on Cloudflare Workers by enneff on Monday October 01, 2018 @10:53PM (#18118497)
How about a badge for "I got schooled publicly by my CTO."
Re:You can now run WebAssembly on Cloudflare Workers by jgrahamc on Monday October 01, 2018 @11:32PM (#18118624)
Ha. I wasn't really schooling him, just ribbing him. He knows damn well he could run circles around me in JavaScript.
Re:You can now run WebAssembly on Cloudflare Workers by Kalium on Monday October 01, 2018 @05:59PM (#18117189)
Someone in marketing probably has a button maker...