Author of the article (sheepishly) here: In my mind at the time of writing, the innuendo was an informal experiment of sorts. I wondered whether such suggestive writing would attract or repel readers; who would applaud and who would protest; etc. If you read the other articles on the site, you'll see this one was an outlier, the other articles don't have this tone.

In retrospect I was probably just being juvenile. But then, I always shake my head when I read my old writings, so I may not be the best to assess.