Bonus points: don't mount the drive directly, instead connect it to a centralised server on the corporate network that scans for threats and mounts a sanitised version of the drive's contents as a network share.
Triple word score: audit everything contained on every drive and everything that is copied on and off.
Sell that for $200 per unit to Fortune 500 companies and paranoid government agencies worldwide... and you'll retire early.
I expect someone sells hardened ultra-secure corporate NAS boxes, but I've never seen any in the wild.
Whoops, my tin-foil hat appears to have slipped.
We are dragging people to a corporate cloud solution, however we are finding that the drive to cloud has severely underestimated the volume of data that people will sync across the network, and how much work is done outside official corporate systems and in Excel instead.
This is having 2 effects our network capacity is being drained, and users are reporting performance issues due to latency associated with poorly developed excel applications.