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Re:SEC Sues Musk and Seeks Ban for His Tweets on Go-Private ... by binarymax on Thursday September 27, 2018 @04:54PM (#18088566)
2029: Elon Musk is hired back to lead Tesla after the board decides the brand, having been diluted over the past 10 years and the stock down to pennies, is in serious danger. Musk meanwhile had been focusing on SpaceX and laying the foundation for the first Mars colonization.

2031: Shortly after his return to Tesla, Musk introduces the first hovercar.

2035: SpaceX and Tesla merge

2042: TeslaX solarshuttles frequently take multi-year tourist visits to Mars and Europa

2047: TeslaX undergoes a hostile takeover by Amazon for 8.7T in stock (hey, who doesn't love a twist ending?)

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Re:SEC Sues Musk and Seeks Ban for His Tweets on Go-Private ... by compcoffee on Thursday September 27, 2018 @05:09PM (#18088703)
>Musk meanwhile had been focusing on SpaceX and laying the foundation for the first Mars colonization.

I'll bet SpaceX management is dreading the idea of Musk showing up there every day to work.

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