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Re:uWink: A Cold Greasy Plate of Fail by jrockway on Friday May 02, 2008 @10:46PM (#180076)
Once we were seated, I swiped my driver's license

Wait... what? You have to be able to drive to buy food now?

Re:uWink: A Cold Greasy Plate of Fail by tyler on Saturday May 03, 2008 @01:52AM (#180149)
He mentioned drinks on the rocks, which would indicate alcohol. It was probably just confirming their age.