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Re:Life on the Internet Is Hard When Your Last Name Is 'Butts' by maxerickson on Wednesday August 29, 2018 @04:26PM (#17871652)
The mods discourage humor because it tends to metastasize into tedious offtopic threads, which I guess is true enough.

Readers think they punish bad jokes and reward good ones, but the stupid Butts pun is doing great while the absurdist gem about Leonard Nimoy secretly wanting to be Kirk and living it out for a year in the white pages (and then someone working with him forgetting his name!) was nuked from orbit.

Re:Life on the Internet Is Hard When Your Last Name Is 'Butts' by xkcd-sucks on Wednesday August 29, 2018 @04:47PM (#17871861)
The humor just has to be dry enough to maintain plausible deniability. Kind of like flirting in a corporate setting
Re:Life on the Internet Is Hard When Your Last Name Is 'Butts' by excalibur on Wednesday August 29, 2018 @05:28PM (#17872230)
Or rubbing your eyes with sandpaper.
Re:Life on the Internet Is Hard When Your Last Name Is 'Butts' by jacobush on Wednesday August 29, 2018 @06:15PM (#17872550)
It's the only way to be sure!