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Re:Minecraft Global Warming by anonlastname on Monday August 20, 2018 @07:54PM (#17805352)
Their lifespans would actually be prolonged by the obesity they don't have. The atmosphere will even out because of the computer power they're not using.
Re:Minecraft Global Warming by ben_w on Tuesday August 21, 2018 @01:50AM (#17807311)
Their lifespans would probably be shorter because breathing in that much smoke causes cancer at significantly high rates.