Take off a fuzzy hat crackling with static in the dead of winter -- not a single hair out of place!

Roll out of bed, realize you didn't set your alarm and have to be out of the house in 2 minutes -- that's ok, just get up and go, the hair-mussing properties of sleep have no power over you!

The nasty mix of rust and oil that you get from working on the underside of a car can't get stuck in hair you don't have!

I would still choose hair over no hair, but that's only because its single redeeming quality is a big one: being attractive. On most other metrics, being bald is actually pretty great.

Looking like Captain Picard

Toilet plunger on head for easy narwhal/unicorn costume

Easier application of sunscreen.

Aerodynamics.

You're saving on haircuts and shampoo.

Shampoo yes, haircuts no same cost as unbald people :(

I don’t understand, I’ve (mostly) been using an electric beard/body hair trimmer to shave my head for the last 11 years.

Cost at a barber shop. If you go to one the cost for a haircut is the same for a man whether he is bald or not. And I get a #2 clipper all over too done in two minutes $25 plus tip.

Sure at home with an electric razor would be cheap but I tried and I can't get reach the back of my neck very well and it looks bad.

I've been using scissors for free for the past 14

Immune to lice. Easy to spot ticks.

No dandruff.