You took the words right out of my mouth:

>>To summarize, it seems like they made some mistakes, microed their services in a knee-jerk attempt to alleviate the symptoms of the mistakes, realized microservices didn't fix their mistakes, finally addressed the mistakes, then wrote a blog post about microservices.

I read the article a few days ago and was struck by what a poor idea it was to take a hundred or so functions that do about the same thing and to break them up into a hundred or so compilation and deployment units.

If that's not a micro-service anti-pattern, I don't know what is!