I don't have them, but then I don't do anything with phones over usb other than charge them
> usb wifi
It's built in (as is 4g, although I now tether on my phone)
> monitors not detected, monitors being forgotten
I've used an external monitor rarely, I don't recall any issues. I've seem people using external monitors on their macs and windows laptops, they often seem to have major problems.
> grub conflicts after windows updates
So a windows bug then. As I don't run windows that's not really a problem.
> graphic cards drivers in messed up after apt upgrade shenanigans
I run an LTS version of ubuntu, went from 8.04 to 12.04 to 16.04 -- took the opportunity to replace my SSD for something a little larger. Next time will be 20.04, but at that stage I think the laptop will really be due for a replacement.
Plugging in certain android phones, usb wifi, monitors not detected, monitors being forgotten, grub conflicts after windows updates, graphic cards drivers in messed up after apt upgrade shenanigans.
This stuff happens on all my machines, whether dual boot or pure linux. It really makes you feel helpless when your machine randomly stops working properly.