This isn't what happens when you use an ORM, this is what happens when you have a JavaScript code monkey writing data access code and then slapping the word "Enterprise" on it.

The places I've worked at that have written true Enterprise software, whether consulting, publicly traded healthcare companies, banks etc, have had extremely knowledgeable DBAs writing stored procedures for data access. The ORM usage was reserved for modifying the results of stored procedures or small things like account management. Nothing truly critical to the business was handled through an ORM directly pulling data from tables.