> What we need are privacy notices that describe in plain language how a company's policy deviates from some standard privacy policy that we do take the time to understand.

And that’s exactly one point the GDPR asks for:

(39) ... The principle of transparency requires that any information and communi­cation relating to the processing of those personal data be easily accessible and easy to understand, and that clear and plain language be used. ...

So thank you, EU!