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Re:Tom Siebel on Being Gored by an Elephant by mayank on Saturday September 25, 2010 @08:39PM (#1728231)
I work fairly often in the field in Kenya, and am frankly just shocked that they were offered a "walking safari". At the Ol'Pejeta Conservancy where I work, the rules are simple: stay inside the vehicle at ALL times. There simply isn't the option to get out of the car, EVER. Elephants are the same everywhere, and this is a terrible omission that ended in an unfortunately inevitable way.

If you've ever had a male bull elephant plan on getting frisky with your land rover, you'll never even consider a "walking safari", which (come to think of it) sounds like a monumental recipe for disaster. By the way, should you find yourself in that situation (in a car), don't drive away -- rev the engine as loudly as you can and try not to soil yourself.

Re:Tom Siebel on Being Gored by an Elephant by bd_at_rivenhill on Saturday September 25, 2010 @10:01PM (#1728340)
By the way, should you find yourself in that situation (in a car), don't drive away -- rev the engine as loudly as you can and try not to soil yourself.

I was thinking more like Browning M2 or Oerlikon 20mm with a cut down barrel. Bofors 40mm is probably a bit much, but I wouldn't want to ignore Ruark's "use enough gun" dictum.

Re:Tom Siebel on Being Gored by an Elephant by mayank on Sunday September 26, 2010 @03:41AM (#1728764)
Guns are banned in the Ol'Pejeta Conservancy, except for the staff (I just have a research permit), and even then only to use against poachers. I've seen some serious firepower at the research center, but strictly for use against poachers.
Re:Tom Siebel on Being Gored by an Elephant by maxawaytoolong on Saturday September 25, 2010 @09:35PM (#1728307)
I lived in Kenya in the summer of 2000. Back then, Tanzania was popular for gonzo tourists (and hunters) because they had more relaxed safari regulations.
Re:Tom Siebel on Being Gored by an Elephant by Aetius on Saturday September 25, 2010 @08:47PM (#1728246)
Upvoted, but curious...why is this good advice? Can the car not outrun the elephant. Is the elephant afraid of the engine? Does the elephant outmatch the car's velocity? Because you can be sure I would get the hell out of there as fast as possible.
Re:Tom Siebel on Being Gored by an Elephant by mayank on Sunday September 26, 2010 @03:40AM (#1728761)
Those elephants can run very, very fast if they're pissed off, and among other reasons, the savannah isn't straight-line driving for the most part. Elephants like to frequent parts that are heavy scrub, which limits straight-line speed. Besides, the land rovers out there are generally very old and really not capable of exceeding 50 km/h.
Re:Tom Siebel on Being Gored by an Elephant by Aetius on Monday September 27, 2010 @11:36AM (#1732031)
But...shouldn't you take your chances?? I mean, stay, hope they are afraid of the engine, and if they're not get obliterated: or run and risk them catching you? I think I'd take the second option.