Why would you stare AT goats? Doesn't making any f'n sense. To stare goats is a well defined and common practice among those of us in the psychic community. Only a rube would think goats are to be stared at...

HA! "Staring goats" sounds like a variation on "stink-eye". I misread coffeeacc at first too, which also lead me to realize I left out the "at". I finally realized they were just making a pun. Which, by the way coffeeacc, I always excuse, no matter how bad. Yours was pretty good though :)