What alternatives are there to what Scala provides? What newer language would a 'sane' person advocate?

Unless you really need it for a platform like Spark where there aren't many other options, pretty much any other statically typed language is likely to be more productive in the long run, once you account for the costs of Scala's complexity. Java, Kotlin, C#, whatever. And if you don't need or want the benefits of statically typed languages, then the same is also true for most major dynamic languages. It's difficult to be more specific than that because I don't think there's a very compelling case to use Scala to begin with.