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Re:Scrum disempowers developers by tomtimtall on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @08:45AM (#17187206)
The scrum manifesto is not overly verbose. It explains the value and concepts in a manor that does not lend itself to misrepresentation.

There is definatly a lot of companies peddling hype around scrum but it has a very lean and strong core which is in no way pulling in that direction.

Re:Scrum disempowers developers by HolyHaddock on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @09:08AM (#17187353)
What's the scrum manifesto?
Re:Scrum disempowers developers by specialist on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @09:12AM (#17187374)
Paraphrasing: The Agile Methodology is to argue about The Agile Methodology.

Source: Certified Scrum Master training. Three times. Still have no idea what these charlatans are talking about.

Re:Scrum disempowers developers by jmulho on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @11:39AM (#17188566)
Which is a higher distinction, Scrum Master, Web Master, or Dungeon Master?
Re:Scrum disempowers developers by s73v3r_ on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @01:58PM (#17189960)
Dungeon Master. They're the only ones that can do something as simple as place an apple on a table, and tear apart your entire team.
Re:Scrum disempowers developers by zwily on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @09:44AM (#17187549)
Maybe they meant the Agile Manifesto? It’s short and hopefully not controversial: http://agilemanifesto.org
Re:Scrum disempowers developers by nickelcitymario on Wednesday May 30, 2018 @10:51AM (#17188111)
But... my eyes. They burn. Thank heavens for developer tools and the ability to delete backgrounds.

Jokes aside, good call linking that. Super short, super influential, super relevant to the conversation at hand.