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Re:I wish mum's phone was never invented by 3131s on Thursday May 24, 2018 @01:30AM (#17141336)
Why do you need to wait around while your kids brush their teeth and go to the bathroom?
Re:I wish mum's phone was never invented by op00to on Thursday May 24, 2018 @07:12AM (#17142867)
Because my 4 year old son needs help wiping his ass. He’s 4, 4 year olds need help brushing teeth and wiping ass. Maybe your kids are perfect behaving prodigies who never needed help. My kid needs help.
Re:I wish mum's phone was never invented by _pmf_ on Thursday May 24, 2018 @01:35AM (#17141351)
Because as soon as you start doing something else, they are magically instantly done with whatever they're doing. They are attention grabbers that make 40 yo Twitter wine moms look like amateurs.