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Re:Introducing Thanos: Prometheus at Scale by ashleyn on Friday May 18, 2018 @10:49AM (#17101887)
Almost immediately, a joke about half my data disappearing came to mind.
Re:Introducing Thanos: Prometheus at Scale by ayekat on Friday May 18, 2018 @11:00AM (#17101997)
From Wikipedia:

> In the Western classical tradition, Prometheus became a figure who represented human striving, particularly the quest for scientific knowledge, and the risk of overreaching or unintended consequences. In particular, he was regarded in the Romantic era as embodying the lone genius whose efforts to improve human existence could also result in tragedy [...]

... effectively, Thanos is this at large scale.

Re:Introducing Thanos: Prometheus at Scale by zython on Friday May 18, 2018 @01:34PM (#17103304)
... Balanced. As all things should be.

or alternatively:

Mr. database engineer. I dont feel so good.

Re:Introducing Thanos: Prometheus at Scale by zitterbewegung on Friday May 18, 2018 @11:39AM (#17102325)
That and simple confusion. Also, it will get harder and harder to Google as time goes on especially with the next movie coming out.
Re:Introducing Thanos: Prometheus at Scale by nickthemagicman on Friday May 18, 2018 @11:13AM (#17102109)
Your data is using up too many resources!