> or a stunningly epic troll to get traffic by enraging Clojure folks.
You'll be forever wanting if your goal for website traffic revolves around enraging Clojurians. First of all, there are not enough of us (yet), and second we tend not to get drawn into these types of arguments. I guess we're too busy trying to build a great programming language. ;-)
From my point of view:
* Other LISPs I have tried are not very amenable to practical usage in a modern software ecosystem. Not impossible, just a difficult fit. Could this be fixed? Sure. Why hasn't it been fixed? No idea.
* Clojure is a very practical LISP today, which drops very easily in to a modern software ecosystem.