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Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by bitwize on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @09:54AM (#16921499)
Yes, but you're wading into the JavaScript weeds for what? More CRUD forms? Meanwhile...

"With a combination of large ground-based FORTRAN programs and small spacecraft-based assembly language programs, [Real Programmers] are able to do incredible feats of navigation and improvisation -- hitting ten-kilometer wide windows at Saturn after six years in space, repairing or bypassing damaged sensor platforms, radios, and batteries. Allegedly, one Real Programmer managed to tuck a pattern-matching program into a few hundred bytes of unused memory in a Voyager spacecraft that searched for, located, and photographed a new moon of Jupiter.

The current plan for the Galileo spacecraft is to use a gravity assist trajectory past Mars on the way to Jupiter. This trajectory passes within 80+/-3 kilometers of the surface of Mars. Nobody is going to trust a PASCAL program (or a PASCAL programmer) for navigation to these tolerances."

Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by Jesus_Jones on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @03:09PM (#16924963)
Those are impressive sounding achievements. I haven't heard of all of those, can you provide references or details about the stories?
Re:A one-second video taken by the Rosetta probe on the surf... by bitwize on Wednesday April 25, 2018 @03:19PM (#16925064)
I'd like to, but the original was from "Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal" by Ed Post: http://web.mit.edu/humor/Computers/real.programmers

You would be better off asking him about the veracity of the stories.