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Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by ssambros on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @02:49PM (#16814205)
Mortal Kombat was not a bad movie if you ask me.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by MrMember on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @02:53PM (#16814258)
Mortal Kombat wasn't amazing but it's definitely watchable. The sequel, on the other hand...
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by badlucklottery on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @03:06PM (#16814395)
Agreed. MK Annihilation is amazingly bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5nDyJ8sA0
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by lostgame on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @03:20PM (#16814546)
Oh, wow, thank you for sharing this. I have some kind of kink for shitty movies, and this truly, really fulfills that for me.

Holy crap, this is bad. 3% on Rotten Tomatoes...

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by badloginagain on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @03:36PM (#16814700)
You might enjoy the podcast 'How did this get made'. Three comedians rip on the best of the worst. They have great chemistry and Jason Manzoukous is probably the funniest person on the planet.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by joshmarlow on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @05:32PM (#16815912)
If you haven't yet, you probably need to see "The Room". My expectations... could not live up to the reality.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by abledon on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @08:20PM (#16817016)
That was really enjoyable to watch. Theres something about a 'bad' movie that is relaxing and sincere in its attempt to put on a show. Id say its akin to watching your 5 year old nephews pageant or something, yes its 'bad' on the scale of believability, but an enjoyable experience nevertheless.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by tracker1 on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @08:01PM (#16816914)
The Mortal Kombat: Legacy[0] isn't bad though...

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat:_Legacy

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by Brockenstein on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @04:43PM (#16815375)
I preferred the TeeVee show that was on after WCW Monday Nitro >_> No just kidding it sucked worse than anything.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by mozumder on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @04:22PM (#16815165)
All of Paul W.S. Anderson video-game movies are entertaining AF. Mortal Kombat, Resident Evil, Alien vs Predator. ALL well crafted & inspired movies. They're not going to win Cannes Palm d'Or, but they will hit the spot.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by dtech on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @04:47PM (#16815430)
> well crafted & inspired movies.

Applying those words to the Resident Evil sequels surely is some form of crime against humanity

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by romwell on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @05:39PM (#16815986)
The game was of no interest to me, but I enjoyed watching Milla Jovovich running around, and the slice-n-dice scene was pretty memorable.

I was about to bring this movie up as a counter-example, but I guess the opinions on this are very much split.

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by mipmap04 on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @05:54PM (#16816104)
The last entry into the franchise was abysmal. I shouldn't be this bored by a zombie movie!
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by romwell on Thursday April 12, 2018 @05:47PM (#16825195)
Ah, that's the folly! I wasn't even really aware of the franchise (movie-wise).

As with many other franchises, the follow-ups aren't worth watching.

It's always refreshing to see movie directors make a great movie that has a potential for mediocre sequels, but not give in to that temptation (e.g. Matrix).

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by robryan on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @06:30PM (#16816339)
First movie was pretty good, second was solid, then they went downhill from there. I didn’t hate the last one but that is definitely a case of coming in with very low expectations and having then slightly beaten.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by mozumder on Thursday April 12, 2018 @11:40PM (#16826981)
I didn't apply them to the sequels. I applied them to the Paul W.S. Anderson movie.

Directors pretty much define the quality of the movies, so it's more important to follow them instead of the franchise itself.

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by emodendroket on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @05:07PM (#16815646)
Aliens vs. Predator was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by ZeroGravitas on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @06:24PM (#16816304)
I think that was based on a comic book, so it may not be relevant except to point out that Holywood doesn't automatically make great films even when not adapting games.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by emodendroket on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @07:24PM (#16816732)
Surely nobody thought that was the case.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by gaius on Thursday April 12, 2018 @03:37AM (#16818757)
If AvP had been a straight port of the Atari game it could have been awesome.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by martin_bech on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @03:01PM (#16814352)
Came here to say the exact same thing. Street Fighter wasnt that bad eiter.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by reificator on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @04:51PM (#16815486)
But for me, it was Tuesday...
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by emodendroket on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @05:06PM (#16815639)
I like Street Fighter a lot. The Chun Li movie, on the other hand, was a real stinker.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by ygaf on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @03:23PM (#16814581)
It's all about whether you've played the game. I can watch the movie knowing/accepting what the plot is (there's a tournament, people have to fight - just sit back and watch shit go down) and the characters (there's going to be a humanoid reptile etc).
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by sirmarksalot on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @02:55PM (#16814280)
Even as a teenager, I found it pretty cringy.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by gknoy on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @03:00PM (#16814342)
I think that, like Mars Attacks and Starship Troopers, it's a movie that one benefitted a lot from expecting a B- or C, and being pleasantly surprised by a B (or B+)-ish experience.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by omg_ketchup on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @04:18PM (#16815122)
Starship Troopers was an A+ movie masquerading as a B movie.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by gknoy on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @06:35PM (#16816369)
As someone who read the novel after seeing the movie, I can see why people who loved the book were disappointed by the movie. The movie, to me, was a hilarious parody of a propaganda-heavy war machine (which might also be why I find Warhammer 40k's Ciaphas Cain novels so funny).

That might be one of the first times that I learned to enjoy both a movie and a book separately, even if the movie is (objectively) a poor portrayal of what was in the book. Now, I actively enjoy things like that, which are faithful in only a few of the dimensions of the original.

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by dragonwriter on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @07:21PM (#16816708)
> the movie is (objectively) a poor portrayal of what was in the book.

The movie was pretty much completely conceived before anyone pointed out a superficial resemblance between certain elements of it and the book, which led to a (sadly, successful) effort to secure rights to the book, Verhoeven reading a small part of the beginning of the book and tossing it in disgust, some light plot and character changes to justify the connection, and then slapping the title of the book onto the movie.

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by dragonwriter on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @06:48PM (#16816460)
> Starship Troopers was an A+ movie masquerading as a B movie.

Starship Troopers was a C- bit of social commentary masquerading as a an adaptation of a work to which the creator of the film was hostile without reading.

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by tnecniv on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @05:41PM (#16816009)
Starship Troopers is great on multiple levels, ranging from a fun action movie I was sad to see and to a commentary on Nazi Germany.
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by swagasaurus-rex on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @06:14PM (#16816232)
If you read the novel, you get the impression Heinlein actually supports strong barriers to citizenship and other governmental ideals seen in the movie. It praises meritocracy but doesn't really touch on how to avoid corruption, besides being in an existential war against bugs (and skinnies, not seen in the movie).
Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by dragonwriter on Wednesday April 11, 2018 @07:04PM (#16816588)
> If you read the novel, you get the impression Heinlein actually supports strong barriers to citizenship and other governmental ideals seen in the movie.

No, I read the novel, and didn't get that impression at all. (Nor did the novel contain strong barriers to citizenship; it simply portrayed a society which retained the [near universal, in the time and society in which it was written] idea that citizenship required a commitment to service, while reversing the [similarly generally accepted] idea that citizenship was mandatory and automatic with birth.)

And especially I don't think the descriptions equate to simple endorsement after reading lots of Heinlein, where to maintain that shallow attitude toward his work I'd have to think that Heinlein rapidly cycled through deep devotion to a wide range of radically contradictory ideologies. He certainly has certain themes and ideas that he liked to remix that had some relation to his actual political views, but, at least in his fiction, he doesn't seem to be given to simple presentation of what he sees as an ideal.

Re:Why Can't Hollywood Make a Good Video Game Movie? by PhasmaFelis on Thursday April 12, 2018 @12:08AM (#16817904)
One thing that comes up a lot in these discussions: a lot of people (not saying this is you) got the impression that the society in the novel requires military service to gain citizenship. It's worth mentioning that the novel is pretty specific that the condition of citizenship is service, period: you have to be willing to sacrifice a few years of your life in service to your nation, and they will find something for anyone willing to serve, no matter what disabilities they may have. The protagonist only chooses the military because he doesn't have any aptitudes to speak of beyond "reasonably physically fit."