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Re:The FBI could have broken into San Bernadino shooter's ph... by wpdev_63 on Thursday April 05, 2018 @01:32PM (#16766971)
I have a very close friend that works for the clandestine service, Mussolini. He tells me that they have backdoors into all cellphones that exist. I didn't believe him at first but looking at the recent vault 7 leaks[0], now I am not doubting him.

[0]:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vault_7

EDIT: Also it's not hacking/breaking in when it's a built in backdoor.

Re:The FBI could have broken into San Bernadino shooter's ph... by lightbyte on Thursday April 05, 2018 @03:27PM (#16768128)
>I have a very close friend that works for the clandestine service, Mussolini.

Do you mean the Israeli intelligence agency Mossad? Mussolini was the name of the fascist Italian dictator.

Re:The FBI could have broken into San Bernadino shooter's ph... by tedunangst on Thursday April 05, 2018 @03:45PM (#16768270)
It's actually a rogue nongovernmental intelligence service entirely made up of resurrected Mussolini clones.