Touching is obviously a crime, but saying whatever outlandish thing you want to say, or whatever horrible gestures, etc, isn't a crime anywhere I know of in the US. Sitting down and asking the waitress "hey, cutie...wanna fuck?" is obviously terrible, but not criminal.

It's not even criminal between employees, even if it's your boss. Fireable offense, yes. Civil tort, maybe. But nobody is going to jail.