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Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by headmelted on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @08:44AM (#16687709)
Everything you've said is utterly accurate and yet I still think this is a terrible decision. We'll have to witness some hapless middle-manager undergo the same circus, but with every new person to speak we'll have a customary "I simply cannot believe Mr. Zuckerberg did not think it was important for him to be here in person!".

Having a fall guy give terrible answers looks worse than him giving terrible answers. At the very least send Sheryl Sandberg - the message they're sending out right now is that they aren't taking it seriously.

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by andyjohnson0 on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @09:55AM (#16688348)
> We'll have to witness some hapless middle-manager undergo the same circus

According to The Guardian, Facebook said that "the company would be putting forward its chief technology officer, Mike Schroepfer, or its chief product officer, Chris Cox."

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/27/facebook-...

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by headmelted on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @12:30PM (#16690123)
Which is fair enough, but the point is it's not Mark or Sheryl.

They want a celebrity they can shake their fists at and give a right telling off to. Politicians don't build their careers giving tongue-lashings to non-public figures, and that's going to be a problem now.

As I type this, I've just read that Zuckerberg has agreed to testify before a congressional committee - this is going to piss off MPs in the UK all the more though because he snubbed them first (which in turns means whoever gets sent is going to get a lot more abuse and more of the "Where is he!?" feigned outrage).

I'm frankly surprised that Sheryl Sandberg isn't being sent to the UK if Zuckerberg is testifying in the US (although I don't see why he can't do both). The whole angle at the time of her hiring was that she would be "the grown up in the room". I realize that was a long time ago now, but if ever there was a time for the COO to step up this has to be it.

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by dragonwriter on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @04:07PM (#16692260)
> I'm frankly surprised that Sheryl Sandberg isn't being sent to the UK if Zuckerberg is testifying in the US (although I don't see why he can't do both). The whole angle at the time of her hiring was that she would be "the grown up in the room".

Arguably, that perception is exactly why he has to send a clear subordinate if he isn't going himself, and not someone perceived to be his babysitter.

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by aylmao on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @11:49AM (#16689641)
It's no secret that Zukerberg is not very charismatic; IMO he looks kinda rehearsed and scared when he speaks in public.

Cox and Schroepfer both seem more comfortable in front of cameras from what I can find online, and to be honest would probably have better insight into what happened. After all, it's their jobs as the heads of product, and technology.

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by anonu on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @09:50AM (#16688304)
I'm old enough to remember the 1993 Jack in the Box e. coli outbreak... and then fast-forward to Chipotle's 2015 handling of the same thing. The responses between then and now were staggering differently. Back then it was "deny, deny, deny". In today's PR conscious world - for better or worse - the people expect an immediate confession from the very top.

Given's FB's breadth and depth of exposure to many people's lives, I would expect no less than to see Zuck fielding questions in front of the cameras. It will certainly be a circus and many people will tune in to watch - but if handled correctly can bring an enormous amount of goodwill back to FB - which it desperately needs right now.

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by Silhouette on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @10:11AM (#16688528)
Perhaps this is a form of karma. After all, the change in how PR works today compared to last century has a lot to do with the rise of social media and 24 hour news cycles.
Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by liberte82 on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @02:21PM (#16691313)
The irony of Zuckerberg responding to this spectacle in an entirely old-school and 20th century way, blind to how the social media landscape has changed PR.
Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by VVyattPrentice on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @10:31AM (#16688740)
Zuckerberg seems confident he doesn't need to really give a crap. FB will be fine either way. Why bother? He's got better things to do with his time.
Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by WalterSear on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @11:32AM (#16689479)
IMHO, it's bluff. There's evidence to suggest that that a frank discussion would be an extreme liability for him, and for facebook.

Here's a lengthy timeline of his many publicly verified interactions with Putin's lackeys, and the financial support they have provided facebook:

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/85p30j/deleteface...

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by ravenstine on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @11:30AM (#16689438)
Or is it more likely that he's counting on having his eggs in more baskets than just the Facebook one? I don't think he doesn't give a crap because he thinks Facebook is invincible.
Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by anonu on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @12:01PM (#16689779)
Will it be fine? Stock market shaved 10 percent of it's market cap on this. I suppose if you're a $500bn or $450bn company you'll be fine either way... But this is only a week... So time will tell how far the negative press goes with this... And ultimately how many of it's 2bn users actually care.
Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by chiefalchemist on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @09:40AM (#16688206)
Agree. It took (e.g.) Microsoft et al too long to realize - for better or worse - the significance of Washington DC. Today, the stage is international, the flow of info more freely. That is, a couple of phone calls and it's possible to mobilize the FB platform against FB itself. Extreme? Yes, but possible.

FB, sooner or later, will regret this decision.

Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by tlb on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @11:32AM (#16689477)
Here's what it might look like: video of a FB stooge getting questioned in the Singapore parliament: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziTfDdffUKs
Re:Facebook's Zuckerberg will not appear before British MPs by mistermann on Tuesday March 27, 2018 @08:57AM (#16687827)
I think Brexit might be his lucky out here.

Now if he's summoned to appear before the US or EU government, skipping that I suspect would not turn out well.